October 23, 2007

  • I now reside I arkansas.

    Preparing for the desert...Sucks to be me right? I'm living with Cpl. Austin, the Platoon barber. We hit it off like Blade and Whistler (all the other tag team heroes get used too much).

    Having the Brinkley Unit with us, ooooohh man...

    Already my patience has been tested. But the good thing is I have a Team again.

    The Ft. Chaffee wrap-up.

    Well, another interesting trip wrapped up. The highlight of the trip was Charlton.

    Got fed up, threatened to kill the Platoon Sgt. and then went and jumped fences and run through bushes like he was on "Prison Break". Before his darring escape I sat him down and talked to him, I "almost" had him calmed down then i got told by the "more experienced" SGTs to stay out of it.  They were the reason he was talking about running off!

    The female soliders linked up with us in Ft. Chaffee. They all have certain things that make them unique. Spc. Donaho, Married. Her husband is also in the unit...

    The first thing he does is go tell everyone, "...if I catch u looking and sayin sh*t about my wife I'll kill you". But she's suprizingly motivated. She comes to me at least twice a day looking for something to do, always with the same reason, "I need to keep busy, I'm bored easily". So I comply, half the time because I'm busy myself.

    Then there's Spc. Jackson...Tara Jackson.

    A mother of three, also very motivated. She shot better on the heavy machine gun than some of the male privates!  We went to the dental clinic in Lil Rock.  It took her all of 5 mins to piss off EVERYONE in the place.  Not Intentionally, it was her body language, "Beyonce syndrome".  She needs teeth filled and pulled and if u don't speak up and say something they WILL try to do everything at the same time. The receptionist/dental assist. had to stop dealing with her and take a break. I stepped in before it got too heated.

    Traveled back to Memphis. It was wild, I went into a bar (Huey's) on a saturday night. It's no one in there. I think it had to do a lot with the smoking outside rule that started on the 1st (October). Then it was off to Senses. Where they still let u smoke inside, but as soon as I lit my Black and Mild the bartender tells me that I have to smoke "the Cigar" outside! So I can smoke a chemical filled cigarette,  but no cigarrillo(black and mild) which is pure tobacco. It's been a long time since I wanted to pore a drink on someone...

    They they wonder why the new spot in Memphis has become the strip club.